What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 08:10
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
How do people break a narcissist man's ego?
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
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Weed may be bad for your heart, whether you smoke or consume edibles - Live Science
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lithium-Rich Mineral Found In Only One Place On Earth Has Its Recipe Finally Revealed - IFLScience
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Xbox finally reveals handheld console after decade of speculation - BBC
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Major supermarket chain workers start strike across 4 cities - TheStreet
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Vibe Coding, Windsurf and Anthropic, ChatGPT Connectors - Stratechery by Ben Thompson
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Police arrest roughly 60 protesters outside US Capitol - CNN
No go.
No way
Nuts and Butts
U.S. budget deficit hit $316 billion in May, with annual shortfall up 14% from a year ago - CNBC